kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing



WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

BLANKETY 

BLANKETY

BLANK

(Source: queenofjalex)



polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

 he’s roasting marshmallows



mister-comedy:

My favorite color



when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners



lolsofunny:

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